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The Copland

Yes here is it my one and only encounter with cops till this moment…..

The time is february 2006.We planned to go for a one-day tour to Munnar from our class.And Me and Genuine was expected to arrange the mode of transport i.e obviously a tourist bus.And this duty fell upon us just a week before the proposed date of tour.We enquired for bus in the near by towns but none was available.So we were forced to book a bus from a town which some 25+ kms away from our college.Our trip to Munnar was planned for a saturday and the previous thursday was a holiday due to some gig.So me and Genuine planned to go and pay the advance for the bus.So we both met at Muvattupuzha and one of my other frined who was not from my college was also with me.So we were 3 guys and we had one bike.Let the name of my other friend be Ebin.

Me:”aliya ethu eppo nammal 3per elle,and we have only 1bike…kyaa kareein”

Genuvi:”yaa enthu cheyyum”

Ebin:”no probs dudes,nammalkku triples vakkaam”

me:”deey wat if police pokkiyaal”

Ebin:”no way man…avar eppo anagane onnum pokkilla and we just hav to go only 25 kms

Genuvi:”yeah let’s go”

Me:”oh ya then let’s go”

So like that we went,we reached there and we gave the money for the bus.We started our ride back.And then we saw a vehicle of “Highway police” going in the same way wer we have to go.

Me:”Ohh fuck…fuck now what u idiots..i told u..shit”

Genuvi:”We will go after them..let’s keep a distance and go very slowly(the cops were moving like what 30km/hr and this Ebin dude rarely keeps his bike below 90km/h)

Ebin:”Assholes do we have any other choice you idiots”

Me:”Fuck u man..u calling me an idiot..it was all ur bull-fucking-shitting idea”

Then for 15kms we wer like pursuing the cops very slowly.Ok one thing here Ebin was riding the bike,i was sitting just behind him then Genuvi after me.

Then suddenly we saw the vehicle of cops coming back,that is they were coming back to us.

Me:”Holy mother of god now what…..for fuck’s sake we are screwed”

Ebin:”Damn what we do”

(Here comes the brilliance of the idiotic Genuine)

Genuvi:”yo u slow the vehicle and i will jump”

Me:”say what!!!jump…jesus f christ.. r u sure”

Ebin:”dude r u sure”

Genuvi:”yeah dudes hit the brakes”

Ebin started slowing the bike and right then that idiot genuine jumped..His jump was so fucking perfect that he landed fucking flat on his bloody face…..idiot….the worst idea of a life time.

It happened right in the middle of a juction and there wer hell a lot of people.They thought Genuvi accidently fell off from the bike.

People started shouting…”da pillere de ningalude friend vandiyennu veenu”

I looked and gave the crowd a smile and we were acclerating.The cops came from opposite direction.The driver of their vehicle said “Bike side lekku othukkeda”

We parked our vehicle and went to the Police jeep.

Cop:”wer’s ur friend.we saw u 3 in the mirror”

Ebin:”he just jumped”

Cop:”idiots ninakkokke vattano…eni chaadiyavan vallo chathum poyaal athum njangalude thalayil erikkum”

Me:”sorry sir”

Cop:”sorry kope…adichu ninte okke shape matanam” he turned to the inspector who was sitting inside the vehicle and asked “sir 3ennathinem pokki station il kondupovam alle”

Hearing that i heard a sound…”What was that did Genuvi pissed on his jeans”

Cop:”what r u people doing”

Me:”Sir btech”
Cop:”kollam veetukaare chuttikaan aayittu raavile erangikolum”

Here i should describe our appearance.Me long hair,short tight shirt,and my jeans had some strings hanging.Ebin kind of long hair even though not as much of mine rest somewat like mine.Genuvi hair was short but rest almost same.

A crowd of men gathered around us.Everyone was giving their piece of talk,and we 3 were standing like 3clowns in circus in the middle of the crowd.

At the time of this event a movie called “Anniyan” was a trend.

One local dude came to us he looked at me closely,i looked at him…He looked at Genuvi and he looked at Ebin.And he said loudly to all…”hmmm 3ennom undu Anniyan,Ambi, Remo kolllaaam”

We 3 of us looked at each other pathetically.Then the cop started to laugh and all the people stared laughing.We really felt like clowns now.

The cops adviced us and let us go.We reached our home town and went to a bakery and sat down together thinking what just happened.

Genuvi:”Actually aa pulli aareya Ambi ennu viliche”

Ebin:”Ninne aayirikkum”

Genuine:”poda thendi enne remo nna viliche i am sure”

Ebin:”Enna pinne ee rohane aayirikkum”

I didnt say a word…I didnt say a fucking word what i was thinking was

“karthaave nee oru kurishalle chumannulloo njan ethaa evide 2ennam chumakkunnu”

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August 23, 2007 - Posted by | Being Me, College, Cops, Friends, Genuine, My World, Police, Rohan

27 Comments »

  1. very intersting…..ningade condition orthittu chiri varunneeee…

    Comment by priya | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  2. aa cops nalalvarayathu karanam ninagl rakshapeettu…allel theerchayayum onnu police sation kanamayirunnnuuu

    Comment by priya | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  3. @priya..ellarum chirikkuvaarunnu

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  4. @priya…..satyam nalla police kaar…ellel pani aayene..

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  5. anywayy…nice post…keep going on……

    Comment by priya | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  6. thanxxx

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  7. simply supreb da…but nee ithu nerittu parnjapozha effect kooduthal…y did u avoid that part “nee aa cheruvatoor ullathalle”

    Comment by Mridul | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  8. @mridul….angane ellaam vilichu parayano

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  9. @mridul….u r one of those very rare blessed one’s who had the blessing of hearing it directly from me…..u attained salvation……

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 23, 2007 | Reply

  10. i love you rohan. you very sexy boy. i have seeing you in Viswajyothi. you are my favrit senior. umma.

    Comment by angel | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  11. Oye.. its superb man.. Your frnd genuvi s a genious!!! hehe..

    Comment by Miss Mathew | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  12. @Miss Mathew……ya genuvi is goddamn genious……always comes up with these kind of ideas..

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  13. @angel……now who could this be….must be some1 of my freaky friends playing…..there is no chance a jr. will love me

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  14. bro,

    i call this ur best work here in the blog….uptill now…..

    great….man…

    and would like to hear its uncensored version directly frm u soon….;)

    Comment by arjun | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  15. @arjun….thanks bro….ya i will enlighten u by telling the story to u by myself…be jubiliant

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  16. oye.. angel ho ya jo b ho.. jus wanna let u knw dat “all men r not stupid ”
    hehe..

    Comment by Miss Mathew | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  17. @Miss Mathew…….understood……”not all men r stupid’….

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 24, 2007 | Reply

  18. dude thax for refreshing my memory….

    how can I forget that day?….from de instant ebin didnt heard me well enough to hit de breaks before I jump…. de day I felt weigtlessness f de freely falling body…. those rugged jeans that makes a new look… de ‘t.t’ given by tat nurse…. ur red blouse(courtsey: police officer)…. de act and expression of ebin when cops asked for r.c book and licence(at tat time ebin didnt hav his licence and rc book with him)…. de sounds of local people ” ayyo, oru aathmav koodi angu poye…. de comments f de police officers…

    jesus,thanx for carrying me in ur arms by saving every bones and every pixel f my skin….

    u did a good work here….. but lot f shits are missing….. ny way alright….

    Comment by genuine | August 25, 2007 | Reply

  19. @genuvi……yo dick-fucking-head…i missed sumthin here….da thendi manapoorvam ezhuthaathathaanu….and my red shirt was short and tight that i do agree but it never looked like a bloody “blouse”….and ebin well heard u sayin hit the brakes and it was ur idiotic idea to jump b4 the vehicle coming to rest

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 25, 2007 | Reply

  20. hey
    rohan…i love this piece of shit…this is damn grt…u r talented man…keep going…all ur blogs are interesting and funny…

    Comment by Ebin.. | August 25, 2007 | Reply

  21. @ebin…..saale kuthe haaraami…wer the fuck r u man….r u dead sucker…..contact me asap u shyte……its been long u idiot……..r u there at home u piece of junk…

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 26, 2007 | Reply

  22. oh no no….em not that Ebin … I am Ebin Abraham!!

    Comment by rockdevilforever | August 26, 2007 | Reply

  23. @ebin…sorry aaalu maaaripoyi

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | August 28, 2007 | Reply

  24. ha! i shall say, i was one among thos chaps who attained salvation with mri..
    guys who read this… I tell ya..
    man.. you hav no idea how is it hearing straight frm rohan!!

    ahem ahem.. lemme say 1 thing.. it was indeed not fair that our author missed the “cheruvattor karan part”..

    great one roh! keep it up..

    ahem ahem .. dude,
    who on earth is this bloody angel??
    ur soooo ardent worshiper?? tht too, junior??
    Holy fucking shit.. i dunt understand why girls are always like this!!

    Comment by Jeevs | October 14, 2007 | Reply

  25. @jeevs……..ya man u r one blessed man who got enlightened by me………….

    man and abt the cheruvattoor thing……how can write huge amount of things which will make my helplesness more vivid at that situation…………..

    and about angel…..i dont even think that its a girl from our college and that too a junior…coz according to the image i have ppl find it hard to like me without knowing me….i am having a bloody thug image among the juniors(one jr. only said me this)….so how a jr. gal can appreciate me like this…..

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | October 14, 2007 | Reply

  26. very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

    Comment by Idetrorce | December 15, 2007 | Reply

  27. @idetrorce……who’s this……..

    Comment by rohanmanoharlovetobe | December 15, 2007 | Reply


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