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Jab detha hain tho Chappar phaad ke detha hain

Feels good after long time here in a mood to write some shit…Those who have read my blogs before might have read stuff which i have wrote  about me flunking for some of my 3rd and 4th sem exams of Btech…I had also written about how tough it was for me to clear those papers and how i was not able to appear for any of the recruitment drives.

shit there’s something wrong with my language..its not neat now..wat happened…

So the thing is i was a guy with no idea wat to do after my Btech like a 2 months before.Since i was having no job offer or anything,i was planning to do MBA…i always wanted to do it….But having no job made me confirm my decison about the MBA.So i went and wrote MAT.I had zero preparation for MAT…never read or tried to study anything for the exam…but when the result came it was like 84.15 percentile..damn…then i applied for MBA in some colleges..Amrita School of Business…I attended their interview and 2 days later got the information from them that i am selected…i was also planning to attend some more interviews in a few B schools also.

A company called Spectrum technologies came and conducted a drive in my college and  i was able to attend it..2 days after the aptitude test they called me to their office and had an interview.They said that the results will be informed later.Then last month i had a test and interview with HCL..and god tussi great ho…I got job offers from both HCL and Spectrum.So before 2 months i didnt know what to do after Btech and now i have two job offers and an MBA selection from a very reputed college in the country.But in the same way i have lost something also.A very precious some one…dont wanna talk about it….

p.s:-God,jabb detha hain tho chappar phaad ke detha hain

June 14, 2009 Posted by | Being Me, College, MBA, My World, Rohan | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Things to do before you turn 30…Tagged again,this time by Ruhi

I again got tagged,this time by Ruhi..Thanks a lot…I donno why but i love to get tagged because i can find more things about myself.While reading other people’s blogs and especially tagged posts,i have have always thought “why can’t you guys tag me  heyy i am waiting”…So once again thanks to Ruhi

Bold the ones you’ve done.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites

70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark

88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

i here by tag  The Grotesquerie…Arjun…Amit….Ms.Mathew…Veenu…

November 10, 2008 Posted by | Being Me, Friends, My World | , , | 4 Comments

Tagged

I want to apologize to Veenu.I was so away from this blog world except that i read blogs of a few friend’s.Today after long time i logged into my account i see that Veenu has quit blogging and she had tagged me sometime in March…I really wish that Veenu wil be back to blogging

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
Kurukshetra,it’s a malayalam movie…was not so good

2. What book are you reading?
actually an Archie comic rite now

3. Favorite board game?
Iam not so interested in this….but has played snake and ladder wen was a kid

4. Favorite magazine?
Byke,Fastrack,Top gear,Overdrive

5. Favorite smells?
hmmmm….i like the smell of petrol..smell of mom cooking dishes

6. Favorite sounds?
fav sound…sound of a cat meowing…then sound when a bike revs up

7. Worst feeling in the world?

for me it is when the people whom we care about just doesn’t understand it and doesn’t respond it that way

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

fuck what is the time…is there time to sleep a bit more

9. Favorite fast food place?

Abad food court,Barista,Baskin Robins,Cocoa Tree

10. Future child’s name?

Rohan Jr.

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?

buy all those superbikes and cars and should have taken my love on a exotic vacation to bahamas

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

yeah got two teddy bears on my bed ….i dont care what others think about it

13. Storms – cool or scary?

a bit of both according to the intensity of the storm

14. Favorite drink?

Chocolate shake…not those thick shakes…but thin cool ones

15. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would….”?

Sleep…Watch more movies…Practice stunts on my bike…and try to be regular with blogging

16. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

no

17. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

i want to either have grey hair like tom cruise in collateral…or wanna have complete blonde look

18. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Cochin,Trivandrum,Chennai, Bombay,Bangalore(for very short time)

19. Favorite sports to watch?

Football.Cricket…then F1…Moto GP

20. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
A nice lady who shares similar thoughts

21. What’s under your bed?

One playboy mag…he he kiddin..actually nothing

22. Would you like to be born as yourself again?

ohh yeah…i bloody love myself a lot

23. Morning person, or night owl?

Night owl…its real hard for me to get up early in the morning

24. Over easy, or sunny side up?

Donno exactly…a bit of both depending on times…

25. Favorite place to relax?

My house specifically my bedroom…can sleep on my bed for long time

26. Favorite pie?

dont like it much

27. Favorite ice cream flavor?

chocolate

28. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
i tag The Grotesquerie(baphomet)..Arjun…Ms.Mathew…jeevan…mridul…

And i think Grotesquerie will reply first if he feels like replying

November 2, 2008 Posted by | Being Me, Blog Friends, My World, Rohan, Veenu | , | 2 Comments

Team DFG(Dog Fight Gang)

                                       Whoa its been really long since i have been blogged.Hmm i guess its time to come back,donno what made me stop blogging for sometime i donno..ha actually i dont give a heck..right now i feel like writin and iam writin simple…Its about a gang a biker gang say my biker gang called the Dog Fight Gang(DFG)…

                                    Few months before there was a recruitment drive held at a college by Satyam Computers.I was there and then there i met this old friend of mine who was with me in a 4 day camp which was held 5 years before,let’s call him Black Jack.I met this guy talked a bit and that evening i got a friendship request from him on orkut.Then after a few days i got an invite from him to join the community of a biker gang in orkut,the gang was DFG..this dude along with some other guy was the founder of this gang.I joined the community and after that i was in close contact with him thru Orkut.

                                  Then Black Jack started uploading cool bike stunting pics in Orkut which were really cool.And when i asked him about it,he said they have a new friend now who’s name is Daredevil and he’s from a reputed acclaimed biker gang called “Gravity Warriors(GW)” from Pune.GW i recognised as one of the best stunting group in India.After that i asked Black Jack for DFG decals and i personally met him to get the decals.This time with him was a slim guy with a beard which was like what..showing his atitude.He was the other co-founder of the gang let’s call him “Hellcat”.

                                                      After this we discussed about various stunts in our community in orkut and i was the guy who knew nothing except for the normal burnouts.I tried some of the stunts which they told me how to do thru the internet,nothing worked except for a stunt called “Suicide Burnout”..and the interesting thing is Suicide Burnout is something considered to be a tougher stunt than some of the basic stunts.

 

                                                   Since nothing worked much i decided to join them for practice and me and my partner in crime “genuine” went for a session of practice with these guys.The practice spot is 60+ km away from my town,so a 120+kms bothways.There i met “falcon” and the “daredevil” in person and they were all doing amazing stuffs and i had my first stunt lessons from  a pro-stunter “Daredevil” of Gravity Warriors.”Falcon” is an amazing stunter nails most of the stunts like a piece of cake and there was no need for any description for the “daredevil”,he was a pro.I saw the “daredevil” skitching at over a 80kph you know just like a flash,the continuous “rolling burnout” around a bike with almost accurate precison.The first stunt session itself i got hold of a stunt called “stoppie(endo)” and later i was joining them more frquently for practice and learned more stunts like compass,skitch etc a bit.And during one of our practice session at a more public spot we saw another biker gang having a DFG decal on their bike.Some guys from a college asked us to perform a stunt show in their college.Made contacts with top stunters in India…we are “ALMOST FAMOUS”…stillll riding wild….

 

p.s:-we stunt only on private property,no showing off in public spots and we hate wannabes.

 

Ride Safe..

 

 

July 29, 2008 Posted by | Being Me, Bikes, Crazy, DFG, Friends, Genuine, My World, Rohan, Stunts | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Five movies a single day..

Yesterday was a disappointing day.I was alone,all alone.The people i love were busy yesterday and i was sitting idle at home.

Morning 9am,I was finding it hard to escape from my loneliness and planned to watch a movie..I started seeing STARDUST

Awsome movie,i haven’t seen such a great fantasy movie in near time..Was bowled over
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The movie finished by 11 o’clock

Rating 10/10

After that i took a break for half an hour and started with another one RONIN  starred by Robert De Niro.It was also a very good movie.

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Rating 9.5/10

Then from 5pm i started with the next movie of the day The Kingdom.This movie was kind of looking an above average movie.But the last 30-40 minutes or something was just awsome.

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Rating 9.5/10

Then next show began around 8:30pm which was Rescue Dawn.I think one the best performance by Christian Bale

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Rating 10/10

The final show began at 1am which was the must desired Y Tu Mama Tambien

Glorious movie…..

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Rating 10/10

And i finshed the business by around 3:30 am.

Whatever  are not happening as i desire.Or however lonely i am…These movies,while i watch them take me to another level…Stardust was showing me one hell of a fantasy world….Rescue Dawn was entertaining me with the life of a USAF pilot shot down behind enemy lines in Vietnam……

Was a great day for my movie desire alone…Everything else is screwed…….

January 24, 2008 Posted by | Being Me, Christian Bale, Movies, Robert DeNiro | , , , , , | 6 Comments

I am Happy that I am in India and not in my neighbouring country

Yesterday Pakistan’s former PM Benazir Bhutto was assassinated.News said that she was shot in the face and chest and then the suicide bomber blew the place up.

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Even if my country is not ran by ideal people,even if my country is not perfect.I am happy that my country is stable,achieving a great economic growth.My country didn’t face any Emergency,there was no military coup,there is no terrorist attack back to back in succession.

My country may not be perfect but I am so happy to belong to my country.And there is a line from Rang De Basanti “Koi desh perfect nahi hota,Usse perfect banana padtha hain”

I am supposed to say all these .After all I am a guy who only because of his love to the nation and armed forces wrote the National Defence Academy( NDA) entrance exam inspite of his mother’s constant opposition,but couldn’t get through may be because of my mother’s prayers.

I am proud of my Nation..


December 28, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, Benazir Bhutto, India, NDA, Pakistan | 18 Comments

My Blue Jeans

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This is about my personal attachement with a blue jeans of mine.I bought this “Peter England Elementz” jeans of mine some 14 months back.I have wore it a number of times but what i want to say here is,whenever i want to go out for any casual purpose say to college the first thing coming to my mind about my dress will be this blue jeans of mine.Even if i have other dresses to wear i always like to wear this blue jeans of mine.Whenever I want to go out i will be asking for this blue jeans in my house and my mother will be saying “Why you always want to wear that jeans only?’….”Why”.. i dont know, may be i am very comfortable wearing it,may be it got the correct waist size or may be the correct length so that i wont be sweaping all the dust and dirt from all over the place back to my home….ya it got the correct fit or dimension among all my jeans…When i see me in the mirror wearing this jeans i feel good,i feel this jeans suits me very well..

Anyway i love “My Blue Jeans”…….

November 1, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, My World, Rohan | 6 Comments

The “F” Word

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My advice for all of you out there before reading this post—–This post will be having explicit content and especially the “f” word a lot…so if you dont want to read,quit now………..Now if you want to read you can but dont blame me later.

Me Rohan the almost sole user of the beautiful word “fuck” among all my friends and may be even in my class.I am not a school student iam doing my pre-final year of Btech.

Why is there all these fuzz about this particular word.I have been criticized a lot for using this “fuck” here there and everywhere.

Once in my orkut profile there was pic saying “i dont give a fucking shit” and for days one senior was after me like sweared to god that he will make me change that pic.He was like using the word “fuck” is like a fucking crime.And finally he lost and he gave me the title of “Brand Ambassador of FUCK”.

Why are people like this…..the meaning of FUCK according to Cambridge International Dictionary of English is as follows

Fuck-1.slang to have sex.

2.act of having sex or a sexual partner

3.slang used when expressing extreme anger or annoyance to add force to what is being said.

That’s it we all use fuck just to express our anger or annoyance or frustration or sometimes even our exclamations.Nobody say the word “fuck” keeping only the other sexual part in mind.

If i say “fuck you” i dont mean i wanna have sex with you,it just mean that i am someway disturbed or annoyed by you.

Some phrases with “fuck” in it have really different meaning like:-

Fuck off – go away

Fuck all -nothing

Fuck about /around -mess around

Fuck up -to damage,to harm or doing something very badly

Fucker/Fuckhead -stupid,idiot

So if i say “fuck off” means “go away” it got no shit to do with sex.There are even people who stare at me when i use this word and i like to play the “i caught you staring at me son of a b****” game with them.

Once i was online in Google talk and one of my junior came to chat with me,let me quote that conversation here:-

Jr. -hi,rohan how are you?

Me-cool man,iam doing well

Jr. -I heard that u use the “f” word a lot,please dont use it its bad…bye…tc…c u

I was like “what the fuck just happened”……

In one of my previous posts i have written a paragraph using quite a lot of “fucks” in that,i wrote it as my friend Genuine saying..Actually Genuvi meant something like that but what i wrote was my creation…So the next day one of my senior who is a very good friend of mine said to me like “Bro rohan i thought the best sentence by a man is “FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS” but you outnumberd that by this one great paragraph of ur’s..kool man”…I felt so bloody fucking good,for the first fucking time someone is fucking appreciating me for using the word “fuck” aint it fucking awsome,yeah i felt fucking awsome.

So who am i among my pals and classmates, a lone “Inglorious Bastard”.There are even people who fucking judge a person’s fucking character by just fucking noticing their appearances.What the fuck should i say to them…….

“So if u fucking hate me for fucking use the fucking word fuck a lot of fucking times all the fuck i can fucking say is fucking that i will fucking deliver fucking you these fucking kind of fucking sentences which fucking got a fucking number of fucks in fucking it,and for fuck’s sake i dont fucking regret a fucking shit”

P.S:-I request you guys a song called “hotdog” by limp bizkit,the word fuck is used more than 50 times in that song….

October 16, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, Chat, College, Friends, Fuck, Genuine, My World, Rohan, The "F" word | 19 Comments

Quentin Tarantino–Director/Writer/Producer/Actor

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Before starting let me make an excuse iam by no way an authority or even anybody to speak about Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Jerome Tarantino (born March 27,1963 is an American Film Director,Actor, and Oscar winning screenwriter.

I dont know when did i become a fan of this immensly talented film maker.May be its once when i went to a local video library named ORANGE in my home town,I saw a dvd of a film called PULP FICTION.That movie grabbed my attention because of its wide star cast,it had John Travolta,Samuel L.Jackson,Bruce Willis,Uma Thurman,Ving Rhames,Christopher Walken.So i just looked the name of the director who made this movie it said Quentin Tarantino.I took the dvd went home and watched it and i fell for it.It was not any big-budget shit with a lot of guns or bombs or sex bomb heroines or something.I was amazed by the performance of Samuel L.Jackson and even Travolta.A sereis of scenes showing Travolta walking around high on drugs itself was a great experience.I loved that movie.

QT in Reservoir Dogs

Then one another day i got a movie called KILL BILL.I took the movie because i saw the director’s name as QT.I was stunned by the movie.The movie was the “bloodiest” of all movies i have ever seen.In KILL BILL vol1,there is a sword fight sequence and i have heard that QT used thousands of gallons of fake blood to shoot that particular scene.One critic described it as “Cocktail party in an abattoir”,an abattoir is a slaughter house.

Then i saw KILL BILL vol2,Reservoir Dogs,Sincity(QT as guest director) all of them i felt awsome.QT’s movies are no scifi action shit with as i said lot of guns and bombs.QT got his own style of story telling.In most of his films he doesnt tell in the story in regular order.He shows us the things happend first then only sometimes he may be introducing the character involved in that particular point.

One other speciality of QT is the dialogues in his movies.The movie Reservoir Dogs starts with a conversation about “Fuck like a virgin”.And QT himself who played a character called Mr.Brown in the movie is explaining what is meant by “Fuck like a virgin”.Then the fancy names he uses in his movies for example in KILL BILL an assasination squad is named “Deadly Viper Assasination Squad” some members of the squad were named like “California Mountain Snake”,”Black Mamba”,”Cobrahead” etc..

I dont know what creates an excitment in me when i see the name of QT with a movie let it be as the writer or director or producer or even actor.Whenever i see the name of QT associated with a movie i feel excited and i dead want to see it.

I didnt see his recently released movie “DEATH PROOF” will see it shortly and he announced his new upcoming movie its called “Inglorious Bastards” (what a name dog)……..

P.S:-This is a post by an ignorant person about a genius,i am noone to assess him.So pardon me if I messed the whole thing up.

October 16, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, Directors, Movies, My World, Quentin Tarantino, Reviews | , , , , | 8 Comments

“Coffee with Rohan”—-(huh.. Rohan is me)

Three days back i had a lab exam.So the day before exam or something one of my friend came and stayed with me at home in the night obviously for the so called combine study gig.So at night i told my mom to make some black coffee and keep it in a flask so that it should remain hot.Me and my friend were studying and he said

“da i gonna take a nap for 10min,wake me up after 10min and get me a cup of coffee”

i said “alrite dude,sleep peacefully”  and then i went to play some game in my sysytem..

After some 15min i went downstairs and filled 1cup of hot black coffee and came back upstairs……My friend was lying on the bed holding his lab record.

I called him once..twice..thrice…..no response from that idiot…no signs of coming into consciousness….so i decided to hit him a bit harder…

“daa kope wake up….splaaaaashhhhhhhh…”.—my hand slipped and the 100 degree hot coffee was all over his head…he woke up with a scream,i also got frightened not coz i poured hot coffee over his idiotic head but from the intensity of his scream……

ha….. ha….i discovered a new method to wake people from sleep…

WARNING-

Don’t try this at home,can be injurious to  your health if the person really wakes up from sleep.

p.s:-this time the one who suffered was not Genuine….

September 13, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, Coffee, College, Friends, My World | 9 Comments