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All those Facade goes in vain

A sigh Of Relief…

X: “Hey what are you doing…”

me: “ughh, me doing my 7th semester of Btech”

X: “ohh 7th semester ,final year rite?got placed?”

me: “uggmm no…i ain’t placed yet”

X: “why?what happened”

me: “got 2 was not able to appear for any placement drives”

X: “so they don’t allow people with backlogs to appear for placement drives?”

me to myself: “didn’t that i just tell you sick fuck”

me: “no they don’t”

I am so bloody tired of being in such a conversation so many times,coz of certain reasons i had these 2 backlogs.I was trying to nail them from quite a long time now.

For me the toughest subjects in the MG University Btech Information Technology syllabus is Electrical Circuits and Systems(ECS) of 3rd semester and Signals and Systems(SAS) of 4th sem.I failed for these two subjects when i wrote the regular exams.I studied wuite well and wrote the ECS supplementary exam during my 4th sem,didn’t clear it and failed for SAS too.Here starts the dark ages,parents,teachers,relatives all are after my ass cursing.Then came my 5th semester regular exams i didn’t even try writing the ECS exam coz it was on the same day of my Operating System regular exam.But i did write the SAS exam and failed again too.Thus i entered my 6th semester,and by this time most of my friends was sitting comfortably with all the subjects passed and waiting for the companies to come.The recrutiment drive started with Infosys.It was kind of simple aptitude test and if cleared that then one HR interview and that’s all.I was there at the college with my friends who was appearing for the drive.Some of my good friends got placed.Then lot of companies came and i couldn’t appear for none.

Then came my 6th semester exams and in this semester also there was a ‘big bad daddy’ known as Digital Signal Processing(DSP).I was so fucking disappointed to see the exam time table

i forgot the exact dates of exam…it was something like

11-06-2008    time(1:30-2:30pm)       Signals And Systems

12-06-2008    time(9:30am-12:30)     Digital Signal Processing

(1:30-2:30pm)      Electrical Circuits And Systems

wow..two exams a day that too DSP and ECS…and SAS in the afternoon of the previous day…somehow wrote all of ’em…And 2 weeks back my results came and i passed for all..Thank God…so now happy with no backlogs…

p.s:-i don’t know how many of you will understand…to understand this you should be in this bloody conditon of having me it haunts you until you clear it

November 2, 2008 Posted by | College, Exams, Fuck, My World | , , , , , | 5 Comments

The University Exam Which Chopped Me Down


Today my 4th semester university exam results are out.Out of the 8 subjects I am screwed for 2.As a part of the tradition most of the “big daddies” in the software field will be coming for campus recruitment in my next semester and by that time i am supposed to be a “no-fucking-back-fucking- paper” person and right now the placement seems like a distant shore and i am standing in a wrecked ship.

The way i screwed my exams

Last semester i was hit with ‘Jaundice’.The normal count of bilirubin of a healthy person is supposed to be less than 1 and i was hit so hard that my bilirubin count went upto 14.4.And during my internal exams i was having a bilirubin count of 7 and obviously i screwed all the internals.As a result i was under-sessional for 4 subjects.And out of the 4 subjects i failed for one.The next subject which i failed is called “Signals And Systems(SAS)” fearfully called as “Supply After Supply”.Out of 25 boys in my class 21 got fucked for this fucking subject(Great na out of 25..21 got kicked on their b***s).Cheers to those who got through.

And i had a back paper in the 3rd semester and it was “Electrical Circuits And Systems(ECS)” fearfully called by me as “Extremely Catastrophic Subject”.There were students from my class to write the supplementary exam there were my seniors,my super seniors, a lot of people to write that supplementary and the result came as “Nobody from this so-and-so college passed”…ya not even a single person passed…what the fuck on earth will cause such a mass fucking failure….i think that the university might not have even seen the papers…Ya that kind of things happen in my University……

So here i am an “Inglorious Bastard” standing with a total of 3 back papers with a fear that i won’t be allowed to appear for the campus placements…But remember I am still fucking standing…I am still fucking standing….I am no way fucking broken…

P.S1:-yeah its true that there are lot of people in my class whose results are worse than mine…but with all that bull shitting facade people has put up for me…i am supposed to be placed in a big company…am i not…What say you?…..

P.S2:-All the abbreviations given in the topic are made by me…i am damn good in that

November 28, 2007 Posted by | College, Exams, My World, Rohan | 10 Comments

Exams—-Screw them 2

Last semester which was 3rd sem i had a supplementary paper,it is Electrical Circuits And Systems.This time i had to write it again…i am writing this post to thank a girl from my class.When she came to know that i have ECS supply she asked me “athu ariyuvo padikkan”

i said “no arinjooda”..then she said “njan padippichu tharaam”

And she came to the library the day before my exam and sat with me till evening and taught me a lot..still i screwed my exam coz i dont know why,i hate electrical subjectes to the core…All those resistors and capacitors and inductances and shitty theorems i hate ’em all.

And i thank that girl for showing such kindness to me which most of ppl may think unnecessary.

Right now i am free from exams but some of my friends have supplementary exams going on so i can’t go out and have fun…Without ’em there is no point in going out..So i am at my home with my share of movies music books and games…..Nice rest for me which was needed…….

NOTE for my friends who are writing exams:

Come on all you retards fuck ur exams asap and come out let’s go for a ride……

August 11, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, College, Exams, Friends, My World, Rohan | 3 Comments

Exams—-Screw them

4 days back i finished my fourth semester exams.As i said earlier this semester unlike my other semesters i had my share of diseases like infective hepatitis(jaundice),and in between the exams i fell sick due to fever+chest infec.+cold+wat all usual small climatic bullshit.The thing is this time for all the exams i had one of my friend at home with me.We studied better atleast than if we try to do it alone.We watched movies,had songs played games in computer had our share of phone talks and all those stuff and with all these we studied also….Since i was hit with that jaundice shit my internals wer screwed,we have 6 theory papers out of which i was undersessional for 4.

The eve of our first exam which was Engg.Maths.Me and my friend was trying to finish of the book atleast once.Then one bloody fucking thought came to his shitty head.There is a person in our class who was close to us and is right now behaving weirdly.My friend took that subject during one of our break that night,it was around 12 mid night.Then we started talking about the past and present time we are having with him/her.We started talking at 12 in the night and we continued on that topic till 4 o’clock in the morning with taking black coffee at times and me holding a burning thing in between my fingers.

At 4’oclock we looked at each other and i said “oh shit brother we screwed our tommorow’s exam”

He asked me “what’s the time?”

I said “its 4 fucking am”

“ha ha ha 4am come on rohan let’s sleep…wait wait lemme calll jinu and tell this”

“aliya jinu tommorow we r gonna fuck our exam up coz we were havin a nice little chat about one of our classmate for 4 fuckin hours…gd nite dude”

Then both of us went to bed….I lied on the bed and switched the lights off and i just said that class mate’s name like hero of “Eurotrip” saying “Fionaaaa..”

My friend stood on the bed and shouted at me “mother fucker i know u,if iam this much pissed off then i know how much u may be pissed but there’s nothing we can do and we screwed our tommorow’s exam and let’s get screwed in silence…now shut the fuck up,stuck ur head under your fucking pillow and for fuck’s sake sleep atleast for 2fucking hours so that we can get screwed in the exam hall without falling asleep…so now shut the fuck up and sleep….halleloooya…god help us”

I just obeyed him and tried to sleep….did i had any other choice

I will give a clue about the friend who was in my home….I wrote an entire post about him…

August 11, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, College, Exams, Friends, Genuine, Jinu, My World, Rohan | 7 Comments