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“Please can u come with us”–or how we screwed our exam and money

February 15th 2007.One of my friend named sherine had his Basic Electrical Engg. supplementary exam on that day.So genuvi (Genuine i call him genuvi) and me went to the college to see Sherry(sherine).Exam got over in the evening and we three were talking and having fun.Then the phone rang,i picked up the was our class tutor..

Tutor: “genuine….”

me: “no miss its me rohan..y u called miss”

T:”rohan if in this sem we have to go for tour we should do it before the college re-opens”

Me:”Miss the college re-opens on 26th..its only 9 days..

in such a short time how can we manage everything”

T:”i know its difficult but the principal will not allow otherwise”

Me:”Miss right now wer r u”

T:”i am in the college bus”

(College bus was parked rt in front of me)

We 3 went to the bus and talked to her…She told us that if we had to go for the trip we had to do it b4 26th of that month.That was the new rule of the principal.And we had to conduct it as an Industrial Visit,i.e 3 days tour and in that 3 days one day we were supposed to visit one industry.

Exams wer all over….each and every soul went home…Hostel was vacant…It was damn tough to contact the students….

We went home..we called a lot of students through phone we were online the whole night asking people to come for tour….By the next morning we arranged enough students to conduct the tour.

We 3 were happy coz within one night we contacted almost all the students and most of ’em were ready to come….Next day we went to college happily and we met our tutor…

Me:”Miss we can do it..the students are which all faculties will be coming,

u r coming naa”

T:”Rohan i would really like to come but i have some functions which by no way i can

miss….u ask other teachers”

Me:”Ok miss we will ask the rest”

(There were some 8-10 staff in our dept. we were sure that we will find one)

We went one another teacher

“Miss will you come with us for the tour”

Miss:”first u find a male staff…coz we female staffs alone cant control all of u”

So we went to the one and only male staff of our dept…..”sir the tour”

Sir:”i cant come i have my first class of campus connect then….i cant miss that”

And he agreed us to arrange the Industry to visit.

We thought “shit now what”

So for the rest of some days we went to each and every male staff of the college asking “sir please can u come please can u come”….

Everyone had one or the other excuse

The funniest part was our meetings with our principal.

We went into his room to ask for the permission..We mean Sherry,Genuvi and Me

Principal:”yes Industry visit is good…its better to see an Elephant alive than watching its picture…so u guys carry on but come back befor 26th morning”

And we agreed to him completely

After half an hour we 3 again went to see the principal to ask for a male staff from the mechanical engg. dept.

Principal:”yes seeing an elephant alive is better than seeing its picture”

I looked at Genuvi…Genuvi looked at me..We both looked at sherry..Sherry was

shaking his head like he was agreeing with the principal

I whispered to genuvi “abbe yaar wat happened to him he said the same thing half an hour back and what the hell happened to sherry why is he shaking his head”

Principal asked us to obtain a female staff from our dept. then he can allow a male staff from mech. dept.

We came out of his room and right then genuvi asked me “alla principal paranjathil entho sathyam elle…ee anaye nerittu kaanuthalle”

I said “shut up both of u..let’s continue our begging”

We went to all the teachers and no one was ready to come…

And in between the sir who agreed to arrange Industry came and said “i cant arrange industry..they are asking for notice blah blaah blaah”

So now we knew we are screwed no industry and no female staff

We said “sir we paid 5000 bucks advance for the bus,if we dont go we will lose the money and we gave it from our pockets”

Sir:”tell them that we will book their bus next sem and get the money back

Who on earth will be mad enuf to listen to such a thing.

We 3 had an Electronincs improvement exam next day(20th feb).

That evening Genuvi came to my home and we didnt take the book instead we were calling all the teachers and pleading them to come.We must have called our tutor atleast 10 times that nite….She was the only one who understood us.

Next day exam was at 1:30 and till 12:30 we were doing the same pleading stuff and we completely screwed our exam.Next day morning sherry called me “aliya tour cancelled..”

me:”wat…shhe wer r u”

Sherine:”iam at college..nee vegam engu vaaa”

I went to college and the news was true the gig was cancelled.

We all 3 felt damn bad..for this to happen we screwed our exam…we must have called atleast a 150 calls from our phones for this and now its all over.

We just sat on the steps in front of our dept. and thought what to do.Our tutor came to us I asked her “so miss its all over na,so now can we go home and sleep peacefully”

She said “u guys wait i will take u for the trip”

We:”wat will u…how…who will come with us”

She:”i will come”

We:”miss wat abt the func.”

She:”i will skip it”

That’s what we call what a teacher should be…For her students she skipped something important..

We went for tour with our tutor, her husband also came with us and there was a male teacher from meachnical dept. with his wife.

The trip was a great success….And our tutor is the best teacher for us….We all had enormous fun…..

August 15, 2007 Posted by | Being Me, College, Friends, Genuine, Money, My World, Phone, Principal, Rohan, Sherine, Teachers | 6 Comments

Cup of Life

Iam kind of mad now….my adrenalin is on a high

and please bear……

Last sunday i was completely involved in soccer.I saw Barcelona F.C playing Espaniyol and i was playing “Fifa 07” all the day in my comp.I have always loved football.

While I was playing Fifa in my comp. a phone came,it was a senior of me…he asked “hey can you play for our branch tommorow in an intra collegiate football match”..I still was having that traces of jaundice and i was strictly forbidden from straining my body but football always have been my weakness or passion or craze so i couldn’t resist and i agreed to play….

Next day we were playing against Electrical dept. At 4:00pm we were ready and hit the ground.I looked at the team, 11 of us and i was shocked to realize that out of the 11 six were having jaundice. And when i talked to them i was again shocked to know that only 4 or 5 of us knew anything about football all the others were just in to make the playing eleven,we didnt even had a substitute.

I asked the captain “hey lets do the formation

4-4-2”.He agreed “ye man 4-4-2 is fine”.Then one of my fellow team mate asked “what’s a formation,and what’s 4-4-2″……

I was hit–“we are giong to play a football match with a guy who didn’t know what’s a 4-4-2 in football,great”..Then we had to expalin what’s

4-4-2 its 4 defenders+4mid fielders(2 of ’em on either wings)+2 strikers….

Then i heard the captain asking a lad “dude u do the defence,guard the left flank”….That guy said “nope i will do the mid-field”…Iam fucking sure that he knew no fuck about what’s happening in mid-field in a football match..

Match began and i was playing as a central defender and in between once when i looked on to my right side …there were no defenders from my team in front of the goal and 3 of the rival team’s strikers were waiting in front of our post for the ball….what a fuck…

I ran my ass off during the match and i was yelling and shouting and i fucked up my bloody throat…

In b/w one tall guy from my class who was in the team was saying “aliya enikku onnum kaanaan pattunnilla,kannil eruttu kerunnu”…..Fuck him every1 was in the same condition…..

We lost the match in quite a good margin but any way i was happy with what i did on field…Everyone from my team tried their best but the thing was most of ’em were not familiar with football…….

Cheers to all who came and joined and played for our team and for putting up a fight and keeping the spirits high in filed…….

Then there another group of m fuckers…they are all over the place bastards..,,These assholes will never get into any kind of actions like these but will be there at first place to blame or mock or to make fun of those who played but unfortunately lost….

There are guys in my class and everywer to whom we asked “dude please come and play we don’t have enuf team members”…..Its fine if they don’t come but if they keep their mouths shut,but their are some fuckers who were like next day “ha ha why did u guys play yesterday to lose”…..I have only one thing to say to those bastards “fuckers u are the worst creations ever happened on earth and u ppl are a burden to mother earth go get a life or hang urself bastards”….

Wow i am feel a lil releived when i wrote all these….

June 17, 2007 Posted by | Assholes, Being Me, College, Genuine, My World, Retards, Rohan, Sherine, Soccer | 2 Comments